Pop-Ed: In a weird interview with 'The Dan Patrick Show' on Monday, Charlie Sheen revealed he has a new woman in his life.

He declined to disclose her identity, perhaps because this fortunate young lass may not realize just yet that she's actually dating Charlie Sheen. Because if she had any clue what she was in for, we imagine she would be running for the hills.

But perhaps, just perhaps, Sheen's new woman has been living under a rock recently or really needs a green card or a way out of porn. In that case, we want to write her a little note in the spirit of full disclocertain.